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I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident Brick Tamland. Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident. Ron Burgundy. Brick, Ive been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because youre probably wanted for murder. Brian Fantana. about Veronica. Ill give this little cookie an hour before were doing the no pants dance. Time to musk up. opens cologne cabinet. Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go withLondon Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeards Delight. Brian Fantana. No, she gets a special cologne. Its called Sex Panther by Odeon. Its illegal in nine countries. Yep, its made with bits of real panther, so you know its good. Ron Burgundy. Its quite pungent. Brian Fantana. Oh yeah. Ron Burgundy. Its a formidable scent. It stings the nostrils. In a good way. Brian Fantana. Yep. Ron Burgundy. 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Katow jo is my cousin. Go in peace. Baxter. I will tell tales of your compassion. Bear. Fare thee well, Baxter. You shall always be friend of the bears. Ron Burgundy. Lets go to Brian Fantana whos live on the scene with a Channel 4 News exclusive. Brian Brian Fantana. Panda Watch. The mood is tense I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh. Ching. King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you cant do that hes a live bear, he will literally rip your face off. Hey, youre making me look stupid. Get out here, Panda JerkRon Burgundy. Great story. Compelling, and rich. Brian Fantana. People call me the Bry man Im the stylish one of the group. I know what youre asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang. Ron Burgundy. Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight Gonna grab some afternoon delight My mottos always been, When its right, its right Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night Ron Burgundy, Brian Fantana, Champ Kind, Brick Tamland. When everythings a little clearer in the light of day And we know the night is always gonna be there anyway. Brian Fantana, Brick Tamland. Thinkin of yous workin up my appetite Looking forward to a little afternoon delight Rubbin sticks and stones together makes the sparks ignite And the thought of lovin you is getting so exciting. Ron Burgundy, Brian Fantana, Champ Kind, Brick Tamland. Sky rockets in flight Afternoon delight. Ron Burgundy. You guys have it, I think. Ron Burgundy, Brian Fantana, Champ Kind, Brick Tamland. Afternoon delight. Champ Kind. I dont know Ron, That sounds kinda crazy. Brian Fantana. Sounds like you have mental problems, man. Brick Tamland. 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He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls. Ed Harken. I have no idea where he would have gotten ahold of German pornography. But you and I are mature adults weve both seen our share of pornographic materials. Oh, you never have Of course you havent, how stupid of me. Neither have I. I was just speaking in generalities. Right. Ill stop by the school a little later, Sister Margaret. Bye. Champ Kind. The bottom line is youve been spending a lot of time with this lady, Ron. Youre a member of the Channel Four News Team. Ron Burgundy. Thats a given. Champ Kind. We need you. Hell, I need you. Im a mess without you. I miss you so damn much I miss being with you. I miss being earyou. I miss your laugh Rons sleeve. I miss your scent. I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together Brian Fantana. Take it easy, Champ. Why dont you sit this next one out, stop talking for a while. Ron Burgundy. Everyone just relax, all rightBelieve me, if theres one thing Ron Burgundy knows, its women. Brian Fantana. I dont know, Ron. Ron Burgundy. Guess what, I do. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and theres going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you wont be invited. Waiter at Tinos. May I take your order Ron Burgundy. Yes, I am going to have three fingers of Glenlivet with a little bit of pepper, and, uh, some cheese. Waiter at Tinos. Very good. Veronica Corningstone. Uh, Ill take a Manhattan, and kick the vermouth in the side with a pair of steel toed boots. Waiter at Tinos. Certainly. Ron Burgundy. Thank you, Scott. Wow. Quite a drink order. Veronica Corningstone. Oh, well, when in Rome. Yes Please, go on. Veronica Corningstone. Uh, do as the Romans do Rons blank look. Veronica Corningstone. Its an old expression. Ron Burgundy. Oh Ive never heard of it. Its wonderful, though.